Job Description
Job hunting can be stressful, that’s why you shouldn't take yourself too seriously.
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
7. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
8. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
10. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
11. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
12. Oh I get it. .. like humor... but different.
The candidates we hire have (2) choices…
(1.) Start entry-level, develop a ton of transferable skills, work side by side w/ quality people, and the world's leading corporations, advance to new positions, make money, and along the way figure out what you really want to be when you grow up.
(2.) Start entry-level, begin advancing, become a partner and never job hunt again.
Fortune 100 clients outsource 7 Promotions, Inc. to help improve their existing customer retention, new customer acquisition and increase their market share. We currently work with 2 large clients and their small to mid-size customer base. We offer paid training and are looking for professional candidates who are team players to advance within our company. Compensation for pay on performance basis, which means that the harder someone works, the more they get paid. What a novel idea.
Our company policy is to train people we LIKE from scratch, so only send your resume if the following applies:
1. You have a sense of humor.
2. People often tell you how much they like you.
3. You work harder than everyone you know.
We plan to double in size again within the next year, and will only invest our time and training resources into those who will contribute to this growth.
Job Requirements
What We Do
Who Is Behind All This & What is the Office Culture
Mission Statement & Goals
Please Click and View the Following Sites Before Applying:
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The Blog - See what we're talking about...
7 Promotions, Inc. Walks for the March of Dimes - March of Babies
7 Promotions, Inc. Expands Into Two More Market Shares
7 Promotions, Inc. is Having Company Promotions
7 Promotions, Inc. Congratulates Five Account Reps for National
7 Promotions, Inc. is Connected!
Please send your resume to Rene Leveque @ [Click Here to Email Your Resumé]
Please no attachments.
Training provided for all positions, and is paid. 7 Promotions, Inc is an equal opportunity employer. Bonuses are based upon individual performance. Competitive Benefits package and commission opportunities are available.
entry-level sales and marketing, sales and marketing, team player, sports-oriented, training, new grad, sales, full-time, management, advertising, account managers, psychology, training, recruiting, human resources, business planning, strategic management, training program, team environment, finance, team leaders, coaching, administrator, administration, recruiting, office management, operations, customer service, human resources
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